nepeta leijon: shota whisperer

rancorously:

IF I FELT LIKE GOING THROUGH THE EFFORT FOR YOU, AND ALSO FIGURING OUT HOW THIS HUSKTOP’S FUCKING CAMERA WORKS, I WOULD INSERT HERE A PHOTO OF ME FLIPPING YOU OFF.

:33 < uggghhh dont make me want to wrap my fingers around your chicken neck
:33 < here let me save you the trouble t(=ↀωↀ=t)

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tags: + rancorously + cmon we havent talked in a while and i wanna fill you in on some stuff that happened
WAIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

:33 < duh!!
:33 < its not easy getting a job and also everyone n33ds food!
:33 < i think thats pretty cool!!

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tags: + rancorously + plus i dont think theres a rule about not being allowed to be proud of your kismesis so
[ONLINE MESSAGE] I'VE GOT A JOB, SORT OF, IF YOU STRETCH THE DEFINITION OF A JOB SO FAR THAT ITS EMPTIED SKINHUSK WILL BE ABLE TO ENCOMPASS THE UNIVERSE, HAWKING FRESH MEAT ON THE STREETS AT THREE IN THE MORNING. THOUGHT YOU'D BE PROUD.

:00 < omg thats so amazing what the heck
:33 < i really am proud of that!!! :DD
:33 < good job karkat!!

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tags: + rancorously + s33 everyone should be proud of a job like that

[Uuuugggghhhh!!! You’re so frustrated with the internet right now! Why will it load EVERYTHING except that ONE thing??! Well, time to text Dave to explain that you can’t get online anymore until you figure out the problem.]

[TEXT]

TO: :33 < coolcat
FROM: NEPETA LEIJON
SUBJ: :33 < uggghhhhh!!!

:33 < im so mad but for some reason i cant access the chat anymore??? its so weird because i can access the other websites just fine!! so if you could tell everyone else that im having some issues and might not be back until tomorrow that would be really great
:33 < thanks dave <33 

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tags: + rhymekind + intense anger
If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.

(Source: you-me-locked-ward)

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tags: + as if
Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you a character I’d roleplay from that fandom.

(Source: sinful-succulence-morgana)

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tags: + i've rped as so many people it's straight up terrifying
  • Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon.

While this doesn’t happen often. when Nepeta gets truly angry, she will be absolutely seething with rage, and you will be hard pressed to get her to see much reason. Often-time, it will result in someone’s broken bones, and it’s never a pretty sight.

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tags: + iidealist + meme sunday + gotta be honest though angry nepeta is my favourite nepeta
Headcanons
Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon.
Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon.
Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon.
Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon.
Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon.
Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon.
Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon.
Send † for a RELIGION headcanon.
Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon.
Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.
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6 Starter Sentences to Send a Short Muse
"Hey, you're small— climb up there for me."
"Is the weather different down there?"
"It's actually adorable how tiny you are."
"You'd make a good arm rest."
"You're like an elf."
"You're so short!"
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tags: + i'm laughing omg + nepeta's only 5'1
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tags: + eq pls.........
whispers nep/abel and zooms away

I’M SO…….

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

  • when of if I started shipping it: a long time ago when i still played maf. i think around six months ago??
  • my thoughts: [incoherent noises tbh]
  • What makes me happy about them: everything. no. i’m serious. EVERYTHING about them makes me SO HAPPY
  • What makes me sad about them: the fact that abel isn’t going to live for longer than maybe 40-45 years?? 8( differences in life spans kill me man
  • things done in fanfic that annoys me: nothing annoys me when i write my own fanfics ;)
  • things I look for in fanfic: [innocent whistling]
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: no one. they’re the baes. no one can have abel. n o o n e
  • My happily ever after for them: uggghhhh i’d kill for them to get human married if i’m gonna be real honest. and they’ll have a bunch of cats because who needs kids when you can have cats amirite
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: nepeta is totally the big spoon and you all know it
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity: lbr here they’ll never have sex watch chick flicks/dorky movies bc abel is a weenie
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tags: + studioofmedicine + IM GONNA + thank u friend omg + meme sunday

velthomer:

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

  • when of if I started shipping it.
  • my thoughts:
  • What makes me happy about them:
  • What makes me sad about them:
  • things done in fanfic that annoys me:
  • things I look for in fanfic:
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 
  • My happily ever after for them:
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon:
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

OR

002 | Give me a character & I will tell you

  • How I feel about this character: 
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character: 
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character: 
  • My unpopular opinion about this character: 
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
  • my OTP:
  • my cross over ship:
  • a headcanon fact:

OR

003 | send me 5 characters and I will rank them in order of prefence

(Source: dont-be-obvious)

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tags: + yoooooo